This Makes No Sense.

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:54:56 -0400

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

ryanshadusafpj: Love this one

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:12:35 -0400

ryanshadusafpj:

Love this one

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:41:19 -0400

maddiehuddle: Good god, all I want to do now is make a grilled...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:36:41 -0400

maddiehuddle:

Good god, all I want to do now is make a grilled mac n cheese sandwich.

invite me over if you do.

That was a first.

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:18:06 -0400

I wasn’t aware that having dreads made it okay for that stranger to come up and touch my hair.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 14:51:27 -0400

addictedtopunsandpizza: rocketfists: awildellethappears: birdo...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:50:10 -0400

addictedtopunsandpizza:

rocketfists:

awildellethappears:

birdonwing:

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

I feel like this tells anyone everything they would ever need to know about what Eurovision is about.

Soprano Sauron.

What is going on.

Is this normal for Eurovision?

crucialgnar: sabrinagrimm: shittingwithsirens: my browser...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:11:49 -0400

crucialgnar:

sabrinagrimm:

shittingwithsirens:

my browser froze on a gif and this is what happened

idk he looks the same to me

You slowly turn your head and this.

yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:46:45 -0400

yeezytaughtme:

love yourself like kanye loves himself

believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself

know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

Septic Flesh - The Watchers

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:09:54 -0400

Septic Flesh - The Watchers:

Artist: Septic Flesh Song: The Watchers Album: Sumerian Daemons Year: 2003 Country: Greece

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:05:34 -0400

My GPA dropped to 3.0 this semester. I may spiral into a life altering depression.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:38:46 -0400

My GPA dropped to 3.0 this semester.

I may spiral into a life altering depression.

ven0moth: no, iphone

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:24:11 -0400

ven0moth:

no, iphone

That moment when someone asks "What time is it?" and all you can think is

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:18:56 -0400

philhowellsfordan:

xemilykikix:

omg this is literally me

@Elinola: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:12:45 -0400

3-6: glamydia: thorki: dysexila: jennstarkid: howinternet: ...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:12:29 -0400

3-6:

glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

he weighs 5

his first name is Mr.

He’s licensed to drive a school bus, “Class: S”

nicholasthegeezer: cjmaxwell: I’m truly in love with the new...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:10:48 -0400

nicholasthegeezer:

cjmaxwell:

I’m truly in love with the new feather ring by #bvla. #saintsabrinas #rosegold #piercing #legitbodyjewelry #nosering #nostrilpiercing #jewelry #perfecteyebrows

HOLY. FUCK. I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS AND WANT A MILLION OF THEM FOR OUR CASE!

I’ve needed this since the day I was born.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 04:45:00 -0400

luxuryofconviction: Cat dates on skype You. Two.

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:41:40 -0400

luxuryofconviction:

Cat dates on skype

You. Two.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 23:18:45 -0400